Thursday, 6 November 2014

Homecoming - The Conspiracy

So a few months ago I lied to a friend. Told her I’d work on my blog again, this for real. I had no intentions of doing that, with my foot on the vast world of entertainment’s door, a blog was in my mind a spark next a bonfire. But then again I thought of something Vince Vaughn said in that movie the Internship. His character said “sometimes the long shots pay off the biggest”.
So here I am you Hip Hop heads.
Only a few people actually asked me why I stopped posting. Truth is my blog got marked and I passed.
What I've been up to since my last post is not really relevant to anything Hip Hop, well apart from one thing really. When I was in Cape Town I became very paranoid. I became something like of a conspiracy theorist…you know Illuminati and such nonsense.


I’m afraid it didn't get any better, I started listening to Rick Ross’ work. It didn't help with anything. After Ross, I dipped into a bit of 


Jay Z,













Pusha T,









50 cent,
 
















Eminem, 

Snoop Dogg… err I mean Lion, I mean… fuck it you know who I’m talking about. 

I then found myself on some TDE, especially Ab Soul, Kdot and Schoolboy Q (Jay Rock sucks, he probably begged to be on the crew, or maybe he was the guy with the connections…I should look into that, or maybe if you know holler at me. But any way I digress). Really though, listen to Ab Souls' 'Just Have Fun' from his 'These Days...' album. 

After listening to these artists, drugs seemed to the common denominator. Had I been in my right mind, the CD would be mad bars, that’s what you think when you think of what these artists have in common…well except for Eminem. He didn't deal drugs, he just consumed them like a muhfuckah. At this point my mind was buzzing.
I conjured up wild theories, Googling fragments of relevant information to justify my wild claims. I googled things like ‘When was weed declared an illegal substance?’, ‘Origin of Crack’, ‘What Is Crack’…. Then I found myself watching a video about Pablo Escobar and the Colombian Necktie…gnarly shit I tell you.
So the conspiracy you ask?
The FBI and a secret part of the CIA was sustained my drug cartel money. (I know far fetched shit right?!)
I had it in my mind that the FBI, and the secret part of the CIA, were in cahoots with certain cartels that paid them (FBI & the secret part of the CIA) operation fee. Basically giving the cartels right to sell drugs in locations where these rappers grew up. Locations crippled by poverty and gang warfare.
The rappers that came up from those conditions, tell their stories through their music and the “authority” maintains that it’s not literal.
Anyway I ended claim
Hip Hop is a platform to advertise drugs. Think about it, they sell you a way of life…a very comfortable way of life. Telling the audience of their deep pockets and money is everything and how drugs was a way for them to get ‘paper’. Basically pushing THE Audience to selling drugs…It’s easy money. And if you get caught, you’ll just lose a bit of your freedom…arg…no no no, I’m not touching that again.
What got me back though was listening to South African Hip Hop. You know, the older cats, Optical Illusion, H2O, Skwata Camp, etc. and I was like…NAH I’m just being paranoid.

But what if I’m not!!!!!

Wednesday, 28 November 2012

Top Singles

2012 is in it's death bed, I mean it's quite an ill year since the 1st of January. This year brought about crazy singles from South African artists.

To close off the year, here is my version of *Big Singles dropped this year by our artists... in no particular order _ please people, its not a contest.

Veezo - All I Do

Talk about a pleasant surprise!

Cashtime Fam Ft. Teargas - Stundee



Khuli Chana Ft. Notshi - Tswaadaar

Monstrous beat!! Explosive Notshi

Zakwe Ft. Danger and Zuluboy - Bathi Ngiyachoma



Teargas - Ok right (which really isnt that big in S.A yet but is a club banger for sure)



HHP - Bosso



DotCom - Get Mine remix Ft. Cashtime Fam



AKA - Jealousy



Kwesta Ft. Kidd X - Boom Shakalaka


Dro Hefner The Jew (a.k.a Hydro) - Lamborghini



Intergalactic crew - Hipe Ft. HC, Cream, Rattex, Ben Sharpa, Dj Codax, Danola, N'Veigh, Blaklez. Jaak and Linz Faluka -  Hiperspace



Driemanskap - Izulu Lelam



Khuli Chana Ft. Morafe - jiva Sfebulous



And here is my pick for Mzantsi's hottest albums of the year:
4. AB Crazy - Homecoming


3. Teargas - Num8er Num8er - I really didn't like this album as a whole but there are some killer singles I really enjoyed.


2. Khuli Chana - Lost in Time

1. Although it's not exactly an album, it takes pole postion. His album, DaKAR ( Da King of Afrikan Rap)
Kwesta - Rally 4DaKAR

Monday, 12 November 2012

Gangnam Style.

Released July 15th this year, South Korean pop star, PSY's Gangnam Style took the world by storm. Even the world of dancing went all out at the arrival of this strange, new and suprisingly addictive dance style.
 PSY's nonconformist attitude brought him alot of hits throughout his long career,
His debut single _ Bird in 2001


Then followed up with Champion in 2002. The video for this track proved PSY as a true entertainer, using game-like features in it.

The 34 year-old is not showing any signs of lettin up with the hits. Even the wakky crew, the Poreotics have done a cover of this crazy dance style. His presence on stage is like nothing I've seen _ and I've only seen him in videos.

Appearing in The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Today, Saturday Night Live and a master performance on the MTV Music Video Awards, Gangnam Style has taken over.

"Oppan Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style
Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style
Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style "

Thursday, 1 November 2012

Whack ass Rappers

This is my top 5 list of the whackest rappers of my time... 1992-2012

Just to make it clear, I do mean  rappers that are known, features in other artist's track and that have more than one album.

5.
Paul Wall



Almost all...no all of this dudes music that I've heard sucked. I don't remember any track that I honestly enjoyed by this dude. This dudes career highlight was probably on 'Holla At Me Baby' by Dj Khaled feat. Lil Wayne, Paul Wall, Fat Joe, Rick Ross and Pit Bull.

4.
Too Short
Todd Anthony Shaw



Yeah, I don't really have anything against the dude, but his style doesn't do it for me. Its like his rhymes were writen by a twelve year old white girl from Malibu. It just sounds bad.

3.
Ying Yang Twins



What was the hype all about when these two came in the scene?...the crazy big bassed beats_ and nothing else. They whispered one too many times.
Highlights - Lil Jon feat. Busta Rhymes and the twins - Get Low rmx
That was a super dope song.


2.
Plies



I never really got what the fuss was about with this loud ass rapper. Every song had its terrible moments, I mean even his highlight sucked and the song didn't. welcome to my hood by Dj Khaled
 feat. Lil Wayne, Plies, T Pain & Rick Ross. Plies' verse sucked.

1.
Gucci Mane
Rains supreme, not only holding down the Whackest Rapper title, but also the Dumbest Rapper ever.



Gucci has a long list of arrests. Gucci Mane filled a special plea of Mental Incompetency after being arrested.
Gucci was busted driving on the wrong side of the road with a license, proof of insurance ant other traffic charges
But on the plus side, there were some songs that I liked from this dumb ass.
Highlights - Drake feat. Gucci Mane - Its Still A Pleasure

Wednesday, 31 October 2012

South African Crews

Since May this year the Reptilez have officially been the countries' no. 1 crew.

I like this crew, they are a hard working bunch, but still...for me lack that oomph...whatever that is.
For me they will lose their title next year.

Freeze Frame crew is "the world's first instant Botox® alternative which provides both immediate and long term results" freezeframe.com. Based in East Joburg, this crew separates itself from other crews for it's, self proclaimed - "God given talents" which I agree with, they sure do have talent, but is it really enough to grab the title away from the Reptilians? They do feel like a battle crew and not so good as a stage performing crew_ I mean their choreography screams synchronicity, but we get almost synchronicity.
INTRODUCING

My favourite picture crew is non other than AI (Artistic Intelligence) crew, rockin Addidas

The crazy thing about this crew is that the white boy moves worlds better than the black dudes, but all in all this crew is something to see.

Vintage..."when in doubt_POUT"
Not something I personally live by, but no one can question the massive impact this whacking and voguing crew brought to South Africa. Their expressions and threading in and out of hard aggressive moves to smooth flowing moves without the slightest of efforts. This crews' flamboyancy leaves everyone guessing what they're going to do next...I surely want to know.


Relapz Cru.
This crazy crew infused the ancient art of martial art movies into hip hop, and the results are epic. Extreamly graphic and they move with the beat.


Well this is all this week, next week more crews and more.

Thursday, 25 October 2012

Masters of Rhythm: Tight Eyez edition

South Africa's biggest annual hip hop gathering took place a couple months back, in August. Sadly it was a bit more than low key, as it was not televised...to say the least. What am I talking about...Masters of Rhythm

Be that as it may, the event was far from dissapointing, Remember the standard last years edition set, well thgis year Masters of Rhythm was worlds better. Hotter, tighter moves blazed the stage and a suprise guest judge. The creator of KRUMP, leader of ABDC season 6 crew, Street Kingdom, Tight Eyez himself. The man was in South Africa and when he hit the stage, people went insane!
Just after his earthquaking performance, my boy Shugasmakx was to perform.

I never knew this guy, but clearly they loved him that’s what I know. When he got on stage people were running all over the stage, I don’t know what the hell was that. All I know is that I had to perform after Tight Eyez [laughs]. I’m like ‘these guys nearly broke down the stage [laughs] and now you want me to go on there after the god of dance?’ is what Shugasmakx told HYPE magazine. http://www.hypemagazine.co.za/2012/08/17/shugasmakx-on-performing-after-tight-eyez-at-masters-of-rhythm/

Tight Eyez also shared some passionate words to keep hip hop as a whole on the up.

Thursday, 18 October 2012

Street Hip Hop in Germany

You cannot imagine my excitement when Youtube suggested this, along with several other videos to me. The infamous French boys, the Les Twins hooked up the Poreotics and this crazy dude, Neguin to bring a crazy mix of hip hop invasion in Germany. Check this video out